how i became homeless:

1. Once in class i was beaten up by three buff men who kicked me in the arse and threw me into the streets

how my parents died :

Once I was smoking 23 ciggys in my mouth all at once. At the same time my family came to visit to supply me with 46 bottles of beer and 643 packs of cigarettes. Anyway whilst I was enjoying the scent of Tobacco I mistakenly dropped all the 23 lit cigarettes in my mouth onto the floor. The fire from the cigs went onto a nuclear substance killing my parents in a fiery gas explosion

alcoholism:

And I love alcohol so much that when someone has alcohol Infront of me I bark like a dog as my stomach growls loudly hungry for more beer, I lick my lips as my throat is excited to be refreshed. I then jump stealing the bottle from the person then I nock them to the ground and claw at their body as I pull out their liver and stomach and squeeze it above my mouth for more alcohol