back when i was homeless i got into a fight with this morbidly obese homeless man called jackson the third. we got into a fight over the last beer and we fought about it all day until i snapped and broke a glass bottle and stabbed him in the belly with a shard of glass. i then forcefully pulled of the bloody glass shard from his fat belly and his stomach exploded all over the streets with his organs flying all over the place, me noticing this took an opportunity to get myself fed. I took each one of his organs and fried them in the middle of the words and ate them all up for my dinner and midnight snack.

for those curious heres the recipe:

First I stab the obese homeless in the stomach and his internal organs exploded into the streets, I then carefully collected each one of his organs and then put them in a bag to take home. Once I reached home I unpacked my bag of organs, turned on my stove with a frying pan on it and carefully placed each organ into the pan whilst drizzling vegetable oil on top. As it cooked I added some of my favourite seasonings which include garlic powder, black pepper, thyme and chili powder to make it taste the best it can be. After the organs were finished I then placed each one onto my plate of choice and sprinkled a few more spices which were smoked paprika, Himalayan salt and onion powder. It was extremely delicious