Last night I was taking one of my midnight walks through my neighbourhood until I saw a homeless man screaming for money, he wasn't even asking politely just screaming (I think he was drunk) and it scared the shit out of me so my quick reflexes just pulled out my self defence pistol that I keep encase I get attacked and shot the homeless man right in the penis without thinking. The drunken mess of a homeless man then screamed really loudly like a girl which alerted some police officers who were just round the corner and they chased me down before I snapped and ran over both the police men and homeless man after I hijacked a monster truck that was coincidentally parked right in front of me.

I quickly made it back home and boarded up all my windows and doors with wooden floor boards that I painted black and as I'm typing this I'm hiding in the second floor of my basement because I've been hearing sirens outside my house for over 6 hours and even heard someone (probably the police) try to break down the door to my house.